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Ninety-five Plausible Reasons\u00a0for the<\/span>
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1. The invention of Zyclon-B
\n2. The concept of \u2018taking more than you need\u2019
\n3. The idea of industrialized, for-profit medicine
\n4. The concepts of \u2018manifest destiny\u2019 and the \u2018doctrine of discovery\u2019
\n5. The invention of the chain saw
\n6. The concept of a \u2018chosen people\u2019
\n7. The invention of \u2018elevator music\u2019
\n8. The Vatican\u2019s code of \u2018omert\u00e0\u2019
\n9. The evolution of the \u2018self-destructive\u2019 gene
\n10. The idea of a record-breaking \u2018kill shot\u2019
\n11. The concepts of \u2018Crown of Creation\u2019 and \u2018Dominion Over the Earth\u2019
\n12. The idea of a global \u2018Monoculture\u2019
\n13. The 15th century \u2018Papal Bulls\u2019
\n14. The invention of the \u2018Barbie Doll\u2019
\n15. The oxymoron of a \u2018wealthy artist\u2019
\n16. Animal agriculture and the mistreatment of sentient organisms
\n17. Tomas de Torquemada
\n18. The idea that a corporation is a \u2018person\u2019
\n19. The concept that \u2018money\u2019 can compensate for human injustice
\n20. The invention of an \u2018elite class\u2019
\n21. The insufferable German work ethic
\n22. The human\u2019s lethal love affair with machines
\n23. Church-enforced celibacy\u2019s direct linkage to child sexual abuse
\n24. The invention and ubiquity of \u2018small talk\u2019
\n25. The $110,000,000 paid for a Jean-Michel Basquiat painting
\n26. The human obsession with \u2018shopping-till-you-drop\u2019
\n27. The concept of \u2018clear cutting\u2019
\n28. The (moral and ethical) abomination known as \u2018Big Pharma\u2019
\n29. The very idea of an ‘arms race’
\n30. The concept that happiness is somehow equated with money
\n31. The idea that economy \u2018trumps\u2019 environment
\n32. Mark Zuckerberg, Ray Kurzweil and their \u2018ilk\u2019
\n33. The invention of \u2018bisphenol A\u2019
\n34. The concept of fiduciary governance
\n35. The Vatican State\u2019s blanket immunity from prosecution
\n36. The practice of cutting down Giant Sequoias to make dance floors
\n37. The concept of \u2018factory\u2019 schools
\n38. The arbitrary manufacturing of ideas
\n39. The invention of the \u2018disposable diaper\u2019
\n40. The idea of holding a patent on or exclusive ownership of a \u2018seed\u2019
\n41. The invention of the \u2018land fill\u2019
\n42. Black Friday
\n43. The patently-human idea of the \u2018hidden agenda\u2019
\n44. The West Edmonton Mall
\n45. The idea of \u2018getting rich quick\u2019
\n46. \u2018Big Brother\u2019
\n47. The compartmentalization of time and labour
\n48. The religious concept of \u2018sin\u2019
\n49. The invention of concrete
\n50. The Alberta Tar-sands Project
\n51. The political and commercial appropriation of Jesus Christ
\n52. The concepts of \u2018God\u2019s Bank\u2019 and \u2018God\u2019s Banker\u2019
\n53. The invention of the \u2018boob tube\u2019
\n54. The collective adherence to an unsubstantiated \u2018belief\u2019 system
\n55. The invention of the \u2018block-buster\u2019
\n56. The modern-day plague of co-dependency
\n57. The invention of \u2018boxing\u2019 day
\n58. The concept of Papal indulgences
\n59. The invention of the \u2018lobbyist\u2019
\n60. The K-tel \u2018Patty Stacker\u2019
\n61. The invention and commercialization of \u2018zoos\u2019 and \u2018aquariums\u2019
\n62. The notion of exclusive ownership and control of land
\n63. The stratification of human societies
\n64. The invention of the \u2018fence\u2019
\n65. The concept of \u2018mind games\u2019
\n66. The idea of \u2018profit motive\u2019
\n67. The 1,100 Amazon rain-forest activists murdered by the cattle barons
\n68. The invention of the ‘lab rat’
\n69. The idea of an \u2018intermediary\u2019 between God and humans
\n70. The culture of \u2018celebrity\u2019
\n71. The inventions of the \u2018leash\u2019 and the \u2018cage\u2019
\n72. The crimes against humanity committed \u2018in the name of God\u2019
\n73. Royal protocol prohibiting anyone from \u2018touching\u2019 the Queen
\n74. The practice of flag waving
\n75. The concept that time is \u2018money\u2019
\n76. Religious-based misogyny
\n77. The 60,000,000 death toll from one human war
\n78. The oxymoron of the self-promoting philanthropist
\n79. The idea of a \u2018dooms day\u2019 clock
\n80. The travesty of human dignity known as the \u2018castrati\u2019
\n81. The invention of the \u2018mirror\u2019
\n82. The concept of a distant and inaccessible God
\n83. The idea of a \u2018New World Order\u2019
\n84. Burning human beings (usually women) to death at the stake
\n85. The recent emergence of \u2018alternative facts\u2019
\n86. The quote on the $1 bill which states; In God We Trust
\n87. The collective belief in a manufactured \u2018truth\u2019
\n88. Usury and the invention of the \u2018credit card\u2019
\n89. The invention of the \u2018lawn\u2019
\n90. The 8.3 billion tonnes of plastic manufactured by humans
\n91. The 160,000 barrels of fresh water needed to \u2018frack\u2019 a single well
\n92. The concept of the \u2018trophy wife\u2019
\n93. The idea of a nation \u2018of the wealthy, for the wealthy, by the wealthy
\n94. Facebook and the blunt realization that there are no \u2018free lunches\u2019
\n95. The Catholic Church\u2019s reluctance to say \u2018we\u2019re sorry\u2026 we fucked up\u2019<\/div>\n
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BACK TO INDEX Ninety-five Plausible Reasons\u00a0for the Surgical Removal of Advanced Modern Techno\/industrialized Humans From the Bio-mix. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 (To be posted on the nearest set of cathedral doors) 1. The invention of Zyclon-B 2. The concept of \u2018taking more than you need\u2019 3. The… <\/p>\n

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